Donald Trump is set to be sworn in tomorrow as the 45th president of the United States. Today, thousands of bitter liberals are flocking to Washington D.C. as they prepare to protest Trump’s presidency. Unfortunately for them, however, they just got some very bad news.
Mad World News reported that 5,000 members of the National Guard will be in Washington D.C. tomorrow with the single mission of dealing with the protesters. There will also be over 3,000 cops present from all over the country with each officer equipped with body cameras rolling during the day so that they can’t be accused of abusing any whiny liberals.
And that’s not even the best part…
“Cops working Donald Trump’s inauguration are prepped to handle mass arrests and avoid chaos in the jails … and their secret weapon is the mobile booking station,” TMZ further reported.
The entire capitol city will be full of mobile booking stations where police officers will book, issue citations, and release demonstrators they arrest.
“Crimes of assault, battery and worse will almost guarantee a ride to jail, so lockup facilities could easily become overloaded,” TMZ explained.
This came after Conservative Tribune reported that undercover journalists confirmed that members of the DC Anti-Fascist Coalition are planning an acid attack on the attendees at one of Trump’s inauguration balls hours after he is sworn in. The ball in question is set to be hosted at the National Press Club Building in Washington, D.C.
The liberal protesters are reportedly planning to introduce a small amount of butyric acid into the building’s ventilation system, which would obviously result in the building being shut down and everybody inside being evacuated. They also have a backup plan that involves triggering all of the fire sprinklers in the building to go off at the same time, dousing the guests of the ball in water. This means they will have to exit into the freezing Washington D.C. cold while soaking wet, which poses a major health risk to some of the elderly guests.
This plan directly violates Washington D.C.’s anti-terrorism laws, specifically D.C Code 22-3571.01(6), a felony offense that is punishable by up to five years in prison and a hefty fine.
Please pray that Trump’s inauguration goes off without a hitch tomorrow!